F.A.Q. Question no. 4

Q: What is the difference between your job and your wife?

The Programmer

Wife: Did you go shopping?

Husband: Bad command or filename.

The Use of Prayers

A priest and a married man were talking. The priest asks:

The Driver's Excuse

A man was driving his car very fast, about 150 km/h, when he saw a police car in the mirror. He hurried but realized he couldn't get away and stopped.

The Liar

A married man comes home later than usual. His wife starts the interrogation:

- Where have you been all this time?

Sailor's Wife

Maria meets Gina, a former high-school mate. They take a coffee and have a chat. Maria brags:

The "Mysterious Call" Test

A husband goes to the bathroom and takes his mobile phone in his pocket. He calls the home phone number. When his wife answers, he whispers with a changed voice:

Knocking on Heaven's Door

Three guys have just died and arrive to the heaven's door. St. Peter asks the first man:

- How many times did you cheat on your wife?

The Mysterious Call

A married couple was watching TV în their bedroom when the phone rang.

The Boastfuls

Four men chat and drink wine. At the eighth bottle, they start bragging about their virility.

True Friendship

A young married woman comes home early in the morning after she has finished a girls' night out in bed with a handsome stranger she met in the pub. When her angry husband asks her where she has spent the night, the nasty wife claims she has slept at her best friend. The man calls ten women which he knows to be his wife's best friends, but none of them admits they have hosted his wife the night before.

The Negotiator

Once upon a time, there were three married men. They went fishing early in the morning. As they were fishing, one of them said with bitterness in his voice: