A man goes to lunch in a crowded restaurant. As there are no available tables, he goes to a young woman sitting alone and politely asks her:
- Would you mind if I sit at your table?
She suddenly exploded:
- You dirty freak! How dare you? Do you think I'm going to sleep with you? Get lost before I call the police!
He retires ashamed and goes to the bar. Ten minutes later, the woman goes to him and says:
- Please excuse my rude behavior. I'm a psychologist and I study people reactions in various situations.
- That's all right, I understand now, whispers the man, then yells at her: What?!! 100 bucks for a blowjob? 300 bucks for an hour? Who do you think you are, you ugly slut? Madonna?!
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