Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Best Fucking Places

best places to fuck

Three men were talking about the best places for having sex.
The youngest, a twenty years old man, says he considers a wild beach at midnight to be the best place.

The middle age one, a forty-year-old man, says he prefers a large bed, in a warm environment, near the fire.
The oldest of them, a sixty-year-old man, says that in his opinion the best place is on the street, standing in front of the gate.
The other two are confused. It seems to be anything but a comfortable place to screw.
The old man explains:
- It may not be the most comfortable place to fuck, but if your dick fails, you can always say "Psst! It's somebody coming!"

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