Saturday, May 3, 2014

The Mad Cow Disease

Gina Wild

Gina Wild, a young reporter, is interviewing a cowboy about the Mad Cow Disease. He explains his point of view:

- You see, Miss, the cows copulate once a year.
- So what? What has this to do with the Mad Cow Disease?
- You see, Miss, the cows are milked once a day.
- I still don't get it. Are we talking about the Mad Cow Disease or what?
The cowboy loses his temper.
- Sweetie, if someone pulled your tits everyday and fucked you only once a year, wouldn't you go mad? Dead sure you would!


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