A man was driving his car very fast, about 150 km/h, when he saw a police car in the mirror. He hurried but realized he couldn't get away and stopped.
The police officer said:
- I'm very pissed off and tired. You'd better have a good excuse if you want mercy...
- Well, officer, my wife left me for a cop a month ago and when I saw the police car, I thought you want to bring her back to me...
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