Thursday, May 15, 2014

The Crash

wife driver

A police officer comes to investigate a car accident. A car has just left the road, smashed a shed and killed a cow. John and his wife stared at the disaster.

The cop asks John:
-How much have you drunk?
-10 beers and 4 bottles of wine. I'm drunk... I admit it...
The police officer interrupts him:
- I know you're drunk, but that's not a serious reason to let your wife drive...

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