Our Mission

Have you ever wondered why am I here trying to make you smile? Why am I here, what's my mission, what am I fighting for? It's time to disclose my secret mission:

The latest studies performed by scientists from The Sodoma University confirmed a fact that our ancestors, the Dacians, knew for thousands of years. The lack of mataranga, also known as "the P vitamin" is responsible for severe women's diseases:

• Women's bipolar affective disorder (manic-depressive disorder) was found to be caused in 90% of the subjects by the lack of mataranga
• The lack of mataranga has a disastrous effect on diabetes and hormonal disorders
• "The P vitamin" is responsible for the health of the skin and low levels of it cause acne.

When a woman is unable to get mataranga on her own, often due to bad habits or poor environment, she needs help.

Mataranga is found in high concentration in the Stromeleag (Stromeleagus pulus) semen, which grows in large amounts on the Prohab Peak, in the Carpathian Mountains, and also in the coccis bone of a rare animal named Martalog (Alupigus danubianus).

We managed to breed Martalogs in captivity (we have 150 by now) and we also bought 5000 square meters where we are going to seed Stromeleag.

We have already invested about 70.000 euro and still need 50.000 to buy all the necessary pharmaceutical equipment to extracting mataranga.

It's hard, but our mothers, wives, sisters, and daughters need mataranga and we will provide it, despite the hostility of the pharmaceutical industry. They just want us to be sick, in order to buy their products.

You can help! Even if you can't donate, you can share our jokes on Facebook or Twitter. Maybe one of your friends really cares of women's health and will support us.