The Boastfuls

Four men chat and drink wine. At the eighth bottle, they start bragging about their virility.

- I fuck my wife once a month, says the first man.

- I screw her twice a month!

- I do it once a week!

- I bang her two or three times a week!

- But you aren't even married, says the first man to the fourth.

- Oh... I thought we were talking about your wife...