Professional Language

Jane, a young married woman feels the need to act bitchy and complains about her husband:

- You aren't romantic at all! Mary's husband calls her "diamond", Ann's husband calls her "sweet candy"... Why aren't you just as tender as them? Don't I deserve even such little things?

- Darling, Mary's husband is a jeweler and Ann's husband is a chef. I am a gynecologist. How should I call you?