A Romanian couple has spent their holiday in Szeretlek a Szájban, a small town near Balaton Lake, in Hungary. When they return the key to leave the hotel, the innkeeper asks them to pay more money:
The innkeeper: You owe me 70 euro for the gym.
The Romanian: I didn't use it.
The innkeeper: That's not my problem, you could have used it... and 80 euro for the pool.
The Romanian: But we didn't swim!
The innkeeper: That's not my problem, you could have... and 150 euro for the fishing boat.
The Romanian: I did't use it either.
The innkeeper: That's not my problem, you could have used it.
The Romanian: So you tell me I owe you 300 euro?
The innkeeper: Yes, you do.
The Romanian: You're wrong. You owe me 200 euro!
The innkeeper: What???
The Romanian: I owe you 300 euro, but you fucked my wife Gina and that's 500 euro.
The innkeeper: But I didn't touch your wife!
The Romanian: That's not my problem, you could have...
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