John was driving at night. After a curve, he sees a green little creature sawing the air. As he is a curious man, John stops.
- Hi, I'm a gay alien exiled from Mars and I got lost around here. Can you help me with some water, please, I'm so thirsty!
John gives him water and then leaves. A few miles ahead, another little creature, a red one this time, saws the air.
- Hello, I'm a gay alien exiled from Saturn and I'm starving. Can you help me, please?
The pitiful John gives him his sandwich and goes away. A mile ahead, a blue creature stands on the road and beckons John to stop. He asks him:
- You little blue gay, what do you want?
- Your ID card and your driving licence!
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