Three guys have just died and arrive to the heaven's door. St. Peter asks the first man:
- I have never cheated on my wife in 30 years of marriage.
- Great. Take a Mercedes to drive in heaven.
The first man takes the keys and goes to pick his new Mercedes. St. Peter asks the second man:
- Did you cheat on your wife?
- Yes. I did it once in 40 years of marriage.
- Relax, it's no big deal. Take a Volkswagen to drive in heaven, says St. Peter and looks at the third man.
- How many times did you cheat on your wife?
- I cheat on my wife 10 times in 15 years of marriage...
- Ohh, you've been quite a naughty boy, but because you are sincere, take a Logan. You may drive it in heaven.
After a few years, the man in the Mercedes and the guy in the Logan meet at a gas station. The man in the Mercedes is crying. The other guy asks him what happened.
- My wife died yesterday.
- So what? Isn't she here?
- Yes, she is, says the Mercedes driver bitterly, I have just saw her... riding a bike...
You mock Heaven, you shall burn in Hell!
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