Showing posts with label marriage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label marriage. Show all posts

Thursday, June 5, 2014

11 Differences between Men and Women

man and woman

1. Nicknames
  • If Janet, Anne, and Louise go out for lunch, they will call each other Janet, Anne, and Louise
  • If John, Mike, and George go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dick Head, and Shit for Brains

Friday, April 4, 2014

Knocking on Heaven's Door

saint peter


Three guys have just died and arrive to the heaven's door. St. Peter asks the first man:
- How many times did you cheat on your wife?