Wife: Did you go shopping?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I asked you nicely to do this in the morning...
Husband: Syntax Error. Abort?
Wife: Not even the new plasma?
Husband: Variable not found...
Wife: OK, give me your credit card, I'll go shopping...
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied!
Wife: Are you serious, kidding or trying to piss me off?
Husband: Too many parameters...
Wife: How did I marry you?
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: When do you get your salary?
Husband: File in use... Try later.
Wife: You make me wonder... What do I mean to you?
Husband: Unknown Virus.
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