A woman was crossing the street when a driver hit her and ran. The police officer asks the victim:
- Can you tell me, ma'am, what number had the car?
- No, sir, it happened too fast... and my memory is not so good at numbers...
- What kind of car hit you?
- I can't tell you that, officer, I'm not so fond of cars and it happened too fast...
- Ok, ma'am. What do you remember, though?
- On the passenger seat was a fat brunette with dyed blonde hair, horrible make-up, fake diamond earrings, big sagging breasts lifted with a red push-up bra, which didn't fit with her green dress and the yellow purse...
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