Once upon a time, there were three married men. They went fishing early in the morning. As they were fishing, one of them said with bitterness in his voice:
- You have no idea what I had to promise my wife for her to allow me to come here with you. I must build a slide for the kids in the backyard.
- That's nothing, said the second fisherman. I had to swear I will buy new furniture for the kitchen...
The third married fisherman said nothing. His fellows supposed it was something even more terrible if he didn't want to confess.
- Come on, brother, tell us! What have you done for your wife to let you come here?
- I set my alarm clock at three o'clock in the morning. I let the clock rang until my wife woke up, then I caressed her pussy and told her: "Hey, baby, shall we have some fun or shall I go fishing?". The only thing she was able to answer was: "Take a warm coat!".
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