F.A.Q. Question no. 4

Q: What is the difference between your job and your wife?

The Programmer

Wife: Did you go shopping?

Husband: Bad command or filename.

The Women's Memory

A woman was crossing the street when a driver hit her and ran. The police officer asks the victim:

The Horny Stewardess

During a flight, the pilot forgets his microphone on and talks to the copilot:

The Experiment

A man goes to lunch in a crowded restaurant. As there are no available tables, he goes to a young woman sitting alone and politely asks her:

Best Fucking Places

Three men were talking about the best places for having sex.

The youngest, a twenty years old man, says he considers a wild beach at midnight to be the best place.

The Use of Prayers

A priest and a married man were talking. The priest asks: