A 75 years old man goes to the doctor for a medical consultation. The doctor thinks that semen analysis is necessary and gives him a jar.
- Put your sperm in this jar and come back tomorrow!
The other day, the old man returns with the jar, but it was empty. The doctor asks him what happened.
- I tried with my left hand... nothing. I tried with my right hand... nothing. I called my wife. She tried with her left hand... nothing. She tried with her right hand... nothing. She tried with her mouth, with and without dentures, but still nothing.
We called our young neighbor and she tried with her mouth too, but it was in vain.
- You called your neighbor?!! asked the stunned doctor.
- Yes, but none of us were able to open this damn jar!
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