Three men, an Italian, a Frenchman and a Romanian, were boasting about their sex life.
The Italian: "Last week, I slept with my dear Lucia and it was great. I greased her all with olive oil, we made passionate love and she moaned for 5 minutes."
The Frenchman: "Last week, I made love to my girlfriend Amelie and it was wonderful. I spread cream all over her naked body, we made love like crazy and finally, she screamed for 15 minutes."
The Romanian: "Well, last week I had sex with my Maria. I greased her with lard, I fucked her hard and then she screamed for six hours."
Amazed, Italian and French asks:
- What could you do to the woman to scream for six hours?
- I wiped my hands of her curtains.
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