Once upon a time, there was a hot princess, kidnaped by a dragon and imprisoned in the highest tower of his castle. To be fair and tell you the truth, the dragon left the tower unlocked and secretly wished she escaped because she was talking too much and had unreasonable demands.
Prince Charming wanted to save the princess and take half of her father kingdom, but the princess wasn't so eager to escape because the old dragon had far more money than her broke father. Though, she invited Prince Charming to visit her tower on Saturday night, when the dragon went fishing with his friends. She knew they were to get deadly drunk and come home on Sunday evening, so she had plenty of time for being banged.
Prince Charming came, left his horse under the princess' window and told it:
- If the dragon comes home, I'll jump right on your back and we'll run away from here.
- OK, boss, said the horse. It wasn't a pleasant task, but it was his job and had to accept it.
Prince Charming went to the princess bedroom. While he was screwing her, they heard knocks on the door. Prince Charming jumps through the window, the princess puts on a bathrobe, opens the door and sees the horse.
- Hi, sweetie, says the horse, tell Prince Charming that outside it's raining cats and dogs, so I'll wait for him here.
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