The Pregnant Wife

Rebecca is going to give birth soon and, as she is a loving wife, she tells his husband:

- My darling, I understand your needs... take some money and go to a woman, I don't mind...

The happy husband takes the money and leaves. An hour later, he comes back home. Rebecca asks him:

- What's up, darling? Why did you come back so soon? Have you changed your mind?

- No, dear, but when I went downstairs I met Rosenfeld's wife. She asked me where I was going and proposed me to go to her place and share the money. So I saved half of the money.

Rebecca exploded:

- Damn this slut! When she was pregnant, I didn't take a penny from Rosenfeld...