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| The Real Man |
A dizzy husband wakes up after a terrible booze. He realizes he isn't able to remember anything about what happened last night, then sees an aspirin and a glass of water on the bedside. A great smell of coffee and omelet comes from the kitchen.
It was strange. His wife had never behaved so caring after he got drunk. She said his headache should last a month, as he deserved it. She used to blame him and withhold sex for at least two weeks.
He took the aspirin and went to the kitchen. His son had just finished eating his breakfast.
The father asked:
- What happened last night? Where is mum?
- She has gone to work. You came home late last night, deadly drunk, then you vomited on the carpet, said the son.
- And then?
- Then you broke the flower vase from my grandma.
- Shit! Your mum must be madly angry!
The teenager smiled.
- She was, daddy. You fell on the living and she hardly managed to pull you to the bedroom and put you to bed.
- And then?
- She tried to take off your pants, but you began to shout and struggle. You screamed: "Get away, you dirty slut! I'm a married man!"
That's enough for a woman! I know the feeling. You can act like a pig, but if you are faithful, you're the best and we could forgive anything. Not forget though.
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