A couple gets married and the husband brings his wife in her new home. He tells her:
- Now that we got married, you should know the rules you must obey.
- I'm all ears, darling, she says.
- Each morning at seven o'clock, I want my breakfast ready, a hot coffee with milk and two teaspoons of sugar, and a clean ironed suit, no matter if I go to the office or not.
- Consider it done, my lord!
- Each evening at seven o'clock, I want my dinner ready and a glass of red wine, whether I come home or not.
- It's all right, darling, but I also have one rule.
- I am listening, he says.
- Every Monday, Wednesday and Sunday evening I get laid, whether you came home or not...
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