America Needs Condoms

Barack Obama calls the Romanian President Traian Băsescu.

- Hello, brother, I'm in trouble and I need your help!

- What's wrong, man? asked Băsescu.

- Some fuckin' terrorists blew up the main condoms factory in USA. My CIA agents said the Islamists want to spread a new sexually transmitted disease all over America.

- That's nasty. How can I help you?

- Oh, man, that's simple. Can you produce in Romania 5.000.000 condoms and send them to me till the end of this month?

- Consider it done, brother!

- One more thing, man! All condoms must be 10 inches long and have a blue stripe on them.

- OK, you'll have them as soon as possible.

- Thanks, bro'! Bye!

The Romanian President calls the CEO of Maciuca Ltd., the main condoms factory in Romania.

- I want 5.000.000 condoms with a blue stripe on them, 10 inches long and I want them made in two weeks!

- Yes, sir!

The president thinks about the conversation: "Damn Obama! 10 inches my ass!"

He calls the CEO again.

- I want all the condoms to be marked "Made in Romania - Medium Size"!