Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Interview with a Taliban



- Name?
- Sandilo al-Hasmorocar.

- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style.
- Oh, dear!
- No, no deer. Deer runs too fast.

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